Now that it’s 2009, we’re assuming that any production of Truman Capote’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s will most likely not include the Mickey Rooney style “Ah so solly! Me no rikey!” portrayal of Holly Golightly’s landlord Mr. Yunioshi. To make up for that, the latest production features Anna Friel‘s tits. There hasn’t been a tradeoff this great since I swapped two Little Debbies for a midget M.U.S.C.L.E. man in 6th grade. News of the World reports:
What a wake-up call! Anna Friel strips NAKED on stage in Breakfast at Tiffany’s – and serves a full English.
She looked sensational in the role made famous by Audrey Hepburn in the 1961 Oscar-winning movie. Unlike prim Audrey, our Anna, 33, had all her gems on show as she sparkled as Holly Golightly – who eats pastry outside the famous New York jewellers after a night out.
The former Brookside star, who has had singing lessons, trilled fans at last week’s preview at London’s Theatre Royal Haymarket.
One said: “The guys in the front row couldn’t believe it, their eyes were on stalks. It looked like they were about to pass out.”
Now Deep Blue Something will have to reunite and rewrite their one hit wonder and change the meaning from bonding over the movie to Anna Friel’s yams. That shouldn’t be too hard. Just look at the Black Eyed Peas.
Naked lady pics tucked away under the cut.
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meh approves! More of these, LESS of the no-talent tattoo girl!
Yep, she’s making people forget about LAND OF THE LOST real good. I approve.
She’s really beautiful and has a great set of tits!
Yes she’s fit but how can you say she has a great set? That photo clearly shows a couple of fried eggs. I wonder if she has trimmed her woolly map of Uganda since Pushing Daisies?
Hardly what I would describe as a great pair of tits but I’ve seen other
pics of Anna and she is truly adorable. Will have to miss “Land of the
Lost”. I wouldn’t care what she showed of her anatomy as nothing could
make me suffer through anything with Will Ferrell. I did so with “Stranger
Than Fiction” for the sake of Maggie Gyllenhaal but it was pure torture.
anna fried, in land of the lost!
she has a disney face quite build, like most of her kind they worship lucifer and have sex with anything with or with out a hole or a pole.
will ferrel is like anyone on earth can make a movie? his side kick gets my osker he is fresh and like a black sinbad, i like him do to his mental defects and low achievements.
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I went to watch BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S a few days ago, i questioned myself, holly golightly looks alot like that woman from LAND OF THE LOST, GOAL 1,2. and i’ve just found out that it is.
although breakfast at tifanny’s is the most boring, meaningless and shiity peace of shit i have ever seen in my whole life. that scene was amazing, she had pasties on her vagina, it was either that or a really great shave
wasnt so excited when the man bared all.