Jennifer Aniston is booked into Chicagoís Peninsula Hotel under the name Mrs. Smith. She is so clever. In all these months that weíve been stalking her we were only checking for the names Rachel Green and The Shattered Wreckage of the Angelina Jolie Vagina Tornado.
Aniston is in Chicago filming The Break Up (which co-stars Vince Vaughn, whom she might be porking, but more on that later), and she has found the most clever way to allude snoopers since Groucho glasses. A source told Inside TV magazine, "Everyone at the Peninsula knows it's Jen. But hotel policy requires room servers to address guests by the name they're checked in under." And every time Jen hears someone call her Mrs. Smith, she laughs to herself and thinks, ìTake that Angelina. I can make you an adulterer even in the movies, you man-stealing pair of lips with legs!î
And as for the porking (because we know thatís all you can think of day and night, you dirty little pervs), itís still in the pre-screaming-African-sex-fest stage. An insider told Daily Express (who also ran pictures of the two looking cozy, or canoodling, if you will), "They looked to be really enjoying each other's company. They were laughing and smiling and were very tactile together. There was definitely some chemistry between them." And we know that Jen and Vinny just arenít good enough actors to pretend to be all about each otherís genitals for the camera if it werenít true offset as well.
See what Vince might be looking at this very moment at MrSkin.com.
