Angelina Jolie says that she's not going to lose her laundry onscreen anymore, because she doesn't want all the babies she's been buying to see their mom as a sexy, naked viperess. However, she's neglecting to take the whole DVD business into consideration. And then there's the fact that Maddox and any other adopted sons that may come along will surely be nursing some serious issues due to their mother being arguably the most desirable Earthling around and not technically a blood relative. Fast forward a few years, and Maddox's Netflix queue will look like this:
1. Gia
2. Gia
3. Gia
4. Taking Lives
5. Gia
We're plum corn-fused. On one hand, we have people like Christina Aguilera saying, "Just because I'm married, that doens't mean I'm not sexy!" and Denise Richards posing for Playboy after the birth of her kid. And then on the other hand, we have Angelina becoming Amish now that she's Mia Farrow. Perhaps she's jumping on the chaste bandwagon started by Brad? A source close to the actress recently told Scotland's Daily Record:
"There's an element of her not wanting or needing to go for the shock element on screen anymore, but mostly she doesn't want her children to have to deal with that kind of issue, especially when they get older."
Oh, Angelina. At this point, you should be less concerned with your children possibly seeing your naked breasts pressed up against another lady's in a movie, and maybe a little more concerned with them witnessing your hired help repeatedly clocking photographers and plowing down errant moped-riders with a rickshaw.
Angelina is forever naked at MrSkin.com.
