The ink is still wet on little Pax Jolie-Pitt's adoption papers, and his brand-new mom Angelina is already gearing to adopt another one. She has reportedly "fallen in love" with a little girl from Chad, and is hoping to add the child to her baby collection by summer's end. Our gossip scoutmaster, FemaleFirst, quotes a source as saying:
"Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn't feel alienated as the only black face in their family. She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life."
Angelina is the new Noah, lining up children two by two to walk the plank into her Ark of Sexiness.
It seems that Ms. Jolie was touched deep inside her soul in the mid-1980s by Xavier Roberts's dedication to finding suitable homes for orphans, and now she herself is plucking needy babes from the world's proverbial cabbage patches. And there is a method to her madness–she wants each child to have another of a similar background they can "look at". She herself recently said:
"Should you balance the races, so there's another African person in the house for Zahara, after another Asian person in the house for Mad? We think so . . . Shiloh has Brad and me to look at."
So poor Pax and Future Chad Baby can look back on that quote and be secure in the knowledge that the reason they were chosen as Jolie-Pitts was as Maddox and Zahara complements. But one thing's crystal clear: Shiloh gets the shaft again.
Before the babies and the Brad, there was crazy, naked Ang. Explore her at MrSkin.com.