Angelina Jolie had us going for awhile there, thinking she was smart and sophisticated and well bred (we had forgotten she is the daughter of a man who counts Anaconda and Varsity Blues among his successes). But even with our backwoods fourth-grade education we know that Africa is a continent, not a country. But weíre still ugly and unacquainted with the wonders of jungle sex, so we guess Angelina wins this round.
During a recent stint in which Angelina attempted to single handedly save the entire world and all of its sick little orphans, she let this slip: "Africa is beautiful, marvelous, smart people, strong people, strong country and has a potential to be so much." If only it had the potential to grow into something bigger, something more than just a country. But is there such a vast and magical body of land? The real tragedy of the situation occurred when Angelina tried to buy a train ticket from the country of Africa to the state of Boston. I donít know if youíve ever had an African bushman train conductor look at you as if a herd of flying monkeys has just escaped your mouth, but Angelina sure does.
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Angelina Jolie Gets Her Mensa Card Revoked
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