Angelina Jolie Balances Sainthood with Kink

angelina-jolie-eugh.jpgWe are fickle sorts, and although two years ago we were constantly complaining about Angelina Jolie's unceasing sex talk, we've now grown weary of her new incarnation as orphan-collector/world-saver and long for the days of Billy Bob blood neck vials and knifeplay. Plus, we've always found her 360 degree overnight switch from voracious omnisexual to sacred Pitt vessel a little abrupt. Luckily, when it comes (haw haw) to kink, all is not lost. Mike Walker reports:

Angelina Jolie took a break from filming her new flick ìWantedî in Prague, visited a sex shop called ìErotic Cityî and purchased two items ñ a black leather garter belt andÖCRRAAACK!…a black riding crop!

Since Angelina doesnít ride horses in her movie, this weekís intriguing gossip question is: If the idea is to whip up a little consensual fun, whoís the whip-ee? Or is the crop simply a decorator accessory destined to hang on a wall?

Perhaps Angelina and Brad, desperate to recapture those halcyon days of new, blossoming romance and having only one child, have taken to roleplaying "lion tamer and naughty kitty". It's simply a bid to relive the apogee of their coupling: African beast safari scream-a-thon 2k5. Or maybe they just need a little disciplinary aid in keeping all those kids in line, whatever.

Ang is naked in every incarnation, at MrSkin.com.

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hoxharding June 14, 2007 at 3:56 pm

Maybe she is joining a circus.

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Jolie Ho June 14, 2007 at 4:30 pm

A SEXY CIRCUS!

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bvd June 15, 2007 at 10:13 am

i like angelina, and you're an asshole… please don't asend me any more of your dreck! p.s. since your alert staff didn't know it- kristy swansonwas the original Buffy!

you suck,

eat my bvds!

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Stac June 15, 2007 at 11:00 am

Heres the Forbes Top 100 Richest Celebrity list.. Angelina and Britney made the list and you might be suprised who else did… Steve Urkel?!?! How is thats possible? http://collegecandy.com/buzz/3533

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asim June 16, 2007 at 8:45 am

what's a style

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