As if it's not upsetting enough that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's exalted spot as the hottest thing in Huggies has been usurped by TWO new Brangelina fetii. Now it's possible that Angelina and Brad's twins might have actually been born on Sunday, thereby effectively leaving Shiloh's birthday, which was Tuesday, in the shadows. Maybe. Highly dubious reporting from OK!:
There may be nothing more than wishful thinking to reports coming out of France this morning that Angelina Jolie, who was due to give birth to twins some time in the next three to four weeks, has indeed already delivered her fifth and sixth children.
According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. No further details are forthcoming at this moment.
Normally when we hear horseshit about the "miracle of life" and the "beauty of childbirth" we roll our eyes, but Angelina Jolie giving birth would probably actually be pretty sexy. Creamy thighs splayed, womanly juices aspill, deep, throaty moans being emitted, Brad Pitt flexing bedside. It would basically be like 9 1/2 Weeks only with epidurals.
UPDATE: ETOnline says it's true, and we're not ones to argue with Mary Hart, though they are reporting that the twins are named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane, which sounds way too normal for the Branges.
ANOTHER UPDATE: People says no way, not true. We trust People because they have nice stories about heroic dogs.
Angelina gets MILFY and naked at MrSkin.com.
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