Angelina Jolie has been running her mouth about how awesome she is at pleasing the ladies. Also, she's been talking about how staggeringly huge her dong is, how she can bench press 700 pounds, and how she just bought some totally sweet rims for her Hummer.
In case you weren't paying attention the first thirty thousand times she's mentioned it, Angelina Jolie likes broads. She likes kissing broads and touching broads and doing all sorts of other things to broads. She unlocks the mysteries of lesbian love: "I have loved women in the past and slept with them too. I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things in a certain way." Is she speaking in code? Is Angelina trying to tell us that she did, indeed break up Brad and Jen's marriage, but that it was Jen she was extramaritally porking?
And speaking of, Brad Pitt's publicist, Cindy Guagenti, has unleashed a mighty torrent of hateful words at Star magazine. She's a bit chafed over their most recent cover story. "They said that Brad and Angelina Jolie were laughing about his split with Jennifer Aniston during re-shoots on Mr. and Mrs. Smith," Guagenti spewed to PageSix.com. "They claimed they had an eyewitness. But the re-shoots haven't even happened yet. I told them I was furious that they'd stoop so low . . . They're full of [bleep] and I'm sick of it." (We're assuming she said "full of shit", though Star has, in the past, been "full of chutzpah", "full of beans", and "full of ass bitch ball crap".)
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