Sometimes reading gossip magazines is like living in the world described in A Handmaid's Tale, a world in which everyone's eyes are glued to women's lower abdomens, breathlessly anticipating the faintest hint of bloat, loose-fitting garments, or A.M. barfing. The latest uterus under scrutiny is the one nestled in Angelina Jolie's sexy guts, and sources allege that she's about to make it Irish twins. Trendy double stroller with extra-large latte holder TK!
The new issue of Star features Ms. Jolie on the cover, with a possible hint of a stomach protruding a fourth of an inch. Despite the fact that Angelina gave birth 5 months ago, Star says that this is a sure sign of the infamous, much-maligned BUMP ALERT, especially with Ang donning loose clothing. Quoth the Star:
'She was wearing a baggy outfit and a big scarf. When she got out of the car, she walked straight to the building, and she was messing around with the scarf, trying to cover herself with it,' the witness says. In fact, Star has learned that the actress, who wore similar baggy dresses and cover-ups early in her pregnancy with 5-month-old daughter Shiloh last winter, has been struggling over the last few weeks of shooting A Mighty Heart in Pune. 'I heard she's not able to hold down food very well,' a source tells Star. That's not all: The source adds that Angelina is back on prenatal vitamins and she's off birth control!"
Hm, going to India and wearing baggy garb like the local custom. Yes, that's definitely suspicious. Getting an upset stomach in India . . . also highly questionable. India has a great track record of clean water and no microbes for sure. And a random bystander knowing the intimate details about an incredibly famous and secrective celebrity's prescriptions? Well, that seals the deal. She is so totally pregnant.
Angelina is non-pregged and super naked at MrSkin.com.
