Angelina Jolie is going to be a mother again. She has applied to adopte a little boy from Vietnam, which will bring the scion total to four, and–
A U.S. adoption agency representing the 31-year-old actress filed the papers at Vietnam's International Adoption Agency, said Vu Duc Long, the agency's director.
"She just filed the papers this week," Long said.
Long would not name the U.S. adoption agency working with Jolie, who applied to adopt as a single parent.
Before you get your LovePats in a wad over the "single parent" thing, it's said that this is most likely a measure to expedite adoption, seeing how Brad and Angelina aren't married. The new child is rumored to be a boy "about three or four years old", who will make a lovely new brother for little whatsherface, the kid who looks like the singer from Bow Wow Wow, and . . .
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