What the hell is Angelina Jolie doing in this picture? Her mouth. It’s . . it’s like the ends are going upwards, and you can see her teeth. Simultaneously, the ends of her eyes are doing this weird crinkly thing. It’s almost as if . . . no. No. We want to say she’s smiling, but Angelina Jolie doesn’t do those things. She lives her friendless, joyless existence in her lair while devising ways to further crush Brad Pitt‘s spirit/nuts.
These pics are from last night at the UNICEF Ball. Muhammad Ali was like, “I am the greatest” and Angelina was like, “Think again, bitch.” And then she touched him. And his Parkinsons disappeared. And then she adopted him.
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