Friendless Weirdo Admits Being Friendless

angelina_jolie_leanYou know how every time I mention Angelina Jolie, I call her a “friendless weirdo“? Guess what? I’m right!!!! In a new interview with CNN, the former Mrs. Billy Bob even admits it. Ha ha. You suck, Jolie! US Weekly says:

“I’ll talk to my family,” the actress — who is currently in Pakistan — said. “I talk to Brad [Pitt]; he wants to know as much as he can about these issues and every trip. He’s been here as well; he came with me after the earthquake. But I don’t know, I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to. He is really the only person I talk to.”

Think back to all the people you’ve known that have no friends. The incontinent kid in kindergarten. The lone Jehovah’s Witness in grade school. The Unabomber. What I’m basically saying here is that Angelina Jolie is planning to blow people up while urinating on herself and not celebrating Easter.

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Two Sheds September 10, 2010 at 10:07 am

This is no surprise to me. I imagine her being an insufferable know-it-all who constantly reminds people how intelligent and generous she believes she is.

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festie September 10, 2010 at 11:36 am

she’s not friendless because she’s a weirdo, there are plenty of shallow people out there that would be her friend. she’s friendless because she’s a fucking narcissicist.

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Steve September 10, 2010 at 12:19 pm

She doesn’t say she is friendless. She says she doesn’t talk to a lot of her friends about the deep stuff she talks to Brad and her family about. I’m the same way. There’s nothing wrong with keeping your personal business personal and not running around like Paris Hilton calling everyone your “friend”. AJ is a smart woman.

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Two Sheds September 10, 2010 at 9:59 pm

Did you really just call her AJ?

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meh September 10, 2010 at 2:20 pm

You sure that’s really her in the picture? It looks like one of Madame Tousseau’s wax replicas.

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captain america September 10, 2010 at 8:28 pm

just hated by everyone on this planet.

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MonkeyButt September 10, 2010 at 10:44 pm

That’s right, Steve. You go, girl!!

Oh, and did I mention … I’m the Queen of England.

(I’m the Queen of France.
And, if you don’t believe me,
I’ll punch you in the pants!)

Keep singin’g it, Sister!!

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zzz September 11, 2010 at 6:27 am

What she actually said was I don’t talk to alot of freinds about Pakistan, but not having alot of friends when you work in a souless buisiness where your so-called friends sell you out to the tabs is pretty smart. But Archie Panjabi(her former co-star) thanked her personally in her Oscar speech, and she is friends with Marriane Pearl, it seems she goes for quality more than quantity.

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