Andy Keaton Lands Seat on Dude’s Head

brian-bonsall-mug-shotFamily Ties December continues with annoying superfluous child Brian Bonsall getting arrested. PopEater has the deets:

Former child star Brian Bonsall was arrested in Colorado over the weekend after he allegedly hit his best friend in the face with a broken bar stool. The actor, 28, had been wanted by authorities since July 2008 on a year-old warrant for a separate assault.

Colorado Daily reports that Bonsall — little Andy Keaton on ‘Family Ties’ — was picked up at the home of his friend Micheal Trujillo Saturday night, where both had been drinking heavily and arguing loudly. According to the arrest report, Bonsall struck Trujillo with the splintered stool but remembers nothing.

“Bonsall then said that he and Trujillo both are bipolar and like drugs,” according to the report. “Bonsall said that he takes a lot of drugs and sometimes those drugs make him forget things.”

Here’s what we think happened:

Trujillo: Your mommy’s a dyke! Hahahahaha dyke baby!

Bonsall: Shut up!

Trujillo: And she didn’t even tell you about it. Because she doesn’t love you. She never loved you. When was the last time she called? When was the last time you saw any of them? Do you even know if Michael Gross still has that beard? He doesn’t love you either. He Loved Alex and Mallory and even that whiny little Jen, but he never loved you. You were an accident!

Bonsall: (Crash)

P.S. What exactly is that necktoo on Brian’s right side? Cock and balls? Bong?

UPDATE: Super classy tattoo revealed!

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