Anderson! Bleeth! Reserve Some Mantle Space for Oscar!

And you thought nothing could rival the triumph, heartache, and thrill of Showgirls . . . Make way for Baywatch: The Movie.

The film, due in fine theaters everywhere next year, is being produced by the show's original team for Dreamworks. No word yet on which top-heavy thespians from the show will be reprising their roles on the big screen; but alas, heavy-drinking hairball David Hasselhoff with NOT be involved in the film. Listen closely, and you will hear the plaintive sound of hearts across Germany breaking.

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