Lindsay Lohan nude! We're gonna see Lindsay Lohan nude! We just need someone to steal an Oscar and give it to Lindsay. (Try Tom Hanks; he has too many anyway. Or Maybe Cuba Gooding Jr. We could right an egregious wrong while serving our own pervy purposes.) Then she'll show us her boobs. Let's just make sure she's back to Mean Girls form before she takes off her shirt. Seeing skinny Lindsay topless would be about as exciting as seeing Topher Grace naked. No thank you.
Details are scant at this point, but it's Lindsay Lohan talking about nudity, so we don't really need much else. After seeing Lindsay's newly plump funbag last week, we're so desperate for more nudity that we're willing to believe an ABC affiliate in Atlanta that can't even back up its story with quotes. But we don't care. Lindsay Lohan nude! Whoohoo! Wsbtv.com reports:
Maybe when Lindsay Lohan accidentally flashed her breast on the red carpet at a recent event she was actually practicing to win an Oscar.
Lohan told Cosmopolitan magazine that she would do a nude scene if she knew she'd win an Oscar for the role.
She said that she's already "OK with being topless in front of people."
What people? Where are these people? Is she just talking about the many, many men she's been working out her daddy issues with? Or have other people seen her topless? Suddenly all brain activity has ceased due to our head filling with thoughts of Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey, and Amy Poehler hanging out on the set of Mean Girls, topless and braiding each other's hair. Mmmmmm.
Lindsay is not naked at MrSkin.com. But one day she might be.
