Although Pam Anderson and her handsome talented intelligent charming dirty-blonde husband Kid Rock have only been married a scant week or so, they work fast. She recently revealed that she might already be roasting up baby w.t. royalty in her sexy, sexy womb. Thank God for that–Baby Federspears 2 will need someone to mate with in thirteen years.
Pam appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show a couple of days ago to plug . . . well, to plug her marriage, it sounds like. She gushed that she had never been happier, and then Ryan asked her if she and Mr. Rock were thinking about having a baby. Pam giggled and said,
"There might be one in there now."
Of course, all media outlets, hungry for the next BUMP! BUMP ALERT! BUMPWATCH! DOES PAMMY HAVE A BUMP? BUMP! sighting, picked up and ran the story immediately without sitting and dissecting Pam's words. There might be one in there now. Think about it. All she's really saying is that she's open to the idea of baby implantation, and that she and her new husband, since their wedding(s), have had unprotected sexual intercourse on numerous occasions. That she and rodentlike rap-rocker of yore Kid Rock have had frequent, recent genital-to-genital contact without a hormonal or barrier method of birth control. That Kid Rock has inserted his erect penis into her Tommy Lee-befouled vagina and ejaculated his man-seed into her birth canal. So, yeah, good luck with that bagel and yogurt you were about to have for breakfast.
Pam's mams! At MrSkin.com!
