A couple of weeks ago we stumbled upon this picture of Amy Winehouse. We were so confused that we dug out our trusty protractor and tightened our monocle for a closer look. Could it be? Does Wino look cute? Normal? No, no, no, that couldn't be. Alas, the moment was fleeting and the next day she was back to her cracky, impetigo-crusted self. And apparently her visage has gotten so bad recently that she even skipped her own birthday party, claiming she was too ugly to leave the house. Poor Wino. Reports The Sun:
AMY WINEHOUSE refused to go to her own birthday party after realising how drugs have ravaged her looks and ranting: ìI look ìf***ing ugly.îThe Grammy award-winning singer had a furious row with best pal REMI NICOLE as she desperately tried to convince her to attend her own 25th bash.
Celebs including ADELE, MARK RONSON and Amyís mother JANIS waited for her in central Londonís Jazz After Dark club on Saturday ó but the junkie, who is still battling huge drug addictions, refused to leave home.
Three cabs were called to the starís house in Camden, North London.
Two were sent away before Remi gave up and took the third home after three hours trying to get Amy out.
Her 15 guests were then left to eat her guitar-shaped cake without ever seeing her.
A pal said: ìAmy was standing in front of the mirror telling everyone how rough she looked.ìUnfortunately her lifestyle has had a major affect on her appearance and itís only just started to sink in.
ìShe kept saying she was ugly and was in an awful state. They couldnít get her out.
ìRemi had organised the night and made a huge effort. They had a huge row.
ìAmy can be very selfish ó there was no convincing her and she ruined the night for everyone, including herself.î
Even Amyís pal BLAKE WOOD ó who she was rumoured to have had a fling with ó arrived with arms full of presents, only to be told the troubled singer wasnít coming.
But it was Amy's mum Janis ó walking with the aid of a walking stick ó who took the singer's no show the hardest, breaking down in tears when she realised her troubled daughter wouldn't be turning up.
Enh, we don't buy it. Amy probably just discovered this pic of Blake Fielder-Civil on the interwebs and had to stay locked in her room for some "private time."
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