Pee Pee on Wino's Face

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Move over venti double mocha pumpkin latteeccinos and birthing twins. There's a new trend in town, and it's called putting pee on your face. Catch the wave! Or the trickle, rather. If Amy Winehouse is slathering her gorgeous mug with piss, surely Oil of Olay will introduce a revolutionary new line called Urine Luck by the end of the month. The Daily Mail reports (via Yeeeah!):

A friend [of Amyís] said ìAmyís tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying [putting] urine [on her face] will work.î

We weren't about to take Vanessa Williams's advice on this subject. After all, she's just a facially gifted forty-five-year-old former beauty queen; what does she know about looking one's best? Amy Winehouse, though, that girl knows from skin care. She's obviously tried everything and must know what's worth a crack (har har) and what's not, right?

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btk March 24, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Urine Luck is (was?) actually a real product. It is synthetic urine that can be used to pass an avg drug test (if it's at the proper temperature). I used it once, it worked perfectly. Proper color, pH, and creatine(creatinine?) levels. Just bring a little sports heating pack to get it to the right temp!

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