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We are not even going to try to touch on Jett Travolta's sad death, because we haven't quite mastered the art of compassion and don't want to accidentally sound like assholes, so instead let's talk about Amy Winehouse naked! Weeeee! She sure does like flopping out her funbags lately. Perhaps it's part of her New Year's resolution. Instead of a nice sensible choice, like quit drugs or divorce slimy jailbird fucker or buy own toothbrush, it seems that Amy's ringing in the new year with as much toplessness as she can muster. And while we're usually all for the titty displays, we're just not feeling these. They're just so . . . Winehouse-ian. They make us sad. Sad for the state of humanity and sad that we can't muster some sexual excitement over the boobies of a crackhead. Maybe that should be our New Year's resolution: Learn to get aroused over the sight of naked crackhead ladies. After all, if Boyz N the Hood taught us anything, it's that they'll suck your dick for a dollar. After the cut, Wino's boobs.
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Amy Winehouse's New Year's Resolution: Become a Nudist
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Dudes, take those pictures of Amy Winehouse nude off your site!!! My Gawd what an ugly fuckin' broad! Those are disgracing your website. Hell, Courtney Love would be slightly better!!
man i dont care wat anyone says, amy is fukin hot, any time i see her i get a massive bona, given half the chance id stik it in any one of her wholes aswell and and spew all ova her fukin hot as fuk body, god im so turned on thinkin bout it
amy’s kinda hot..until you get to the top of her neck.
no man id face fuk her, id spew ova that face, its fukin perfect
Mmmm….Id love to check out her bush. If she’s natural, she’d be HOT. Love dark, hairy pussy!! But I’m guessing she’s just another bare beaver. Whatta shame.
She has a manface, like tranny status
man if that’s hot than i must be like a goddess …. cause that shits messed up and feral to see