That exquisite dutchess herself, Fergie, traded being Fergalicious with being Ferga-missus when she married whatshisname on Saturday. Also, Madonna went on a date with a "mystery man" while her erstwhile secret lover macked on Kate Hudson. Love is blooming in Hollywood, like so many chancres on Paris Hilton's labia, but one couple is not so happy. Blake Fielder-Civil is allegedly officially divorcing his beloved wife, singer/crackhead Amy Winehouse. The Daily Mail reports:
Jailbird Blake Fielder-Civil has instructed a lawyer to begin divorce proceedings against Amy Winehouse after seeing pictures of the singer cavorting with another man in the Caribbean.
Celebrity lawyer Henri Brandman told MailOnline that Blake had instructed him to launch the action on the grounds of Amy's adultery. It is thought that Blake will go for half of Amy's £10 million fortune.
The move comes as loved-up Amy told a Sunday newspaper that she has finally kicked her drug habit. The star also admitted that she had 'forgotten I'm even married' to Blake, claiming 'our whole marriage was based on doing drugs'.
The Back To Black singer is enjoying an extended Caribbean break on the paradise island of St Lucia and has been photographed kissing and cuddling 21-year-old Josh Bowman.
She told the News of the World that she was off drugs for good and that public schoolboy Josh was her new drug.
Contrary to earlier reports that she was waiting for Blake to join her on the island, the singer told the newspaper: "I love it here and have never felt so happy. In fact, I don't think I'm ever going home. Especially as I met Josh here. He couldn't be more different from my husband, which isn't a bad thing."
She also branded Blake 'rubbish in bed', adding, 'Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead'.
Seeing how Amy's most likely OD'ed a half dozen times in the past year alone, we're going to take her word literally.
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Blake is delusional if the thinks he's getting half of Wino's money. She made her money before the marriage AND he's been incarcerated for about 80% of their marriage.