Alicia Silverstone Airs Her Crotch Garden While Gardening

alicia-silverstone-naked-petaYou’ve probably had plenty of bad influences in your life. That girl in the tenth grade who said, “It’s only meth. It’s no big deal.” The woman at the Urban Outfitters who convinced you that Hammer pants were totally back in style. But how many good influences have passed through your life? Alicia Silverstone was lucky enough to have one very good influence who taught her that everything’s better naked. Says Page Six:

The vegetarian actress tells Health magazine her affinity for getting naked “probably started when I was doing my garden the first time. I’d be out there, and it would be scorching hot, so I would take off all of my clothes and garden. And then I would jump in the pool and swim — and I always get in the pool naked.” Silverstone added, “I used to spend a lot of time with Woody Harrelson, and he’s not afraid to get naked.”

God, that Woody. He’s so persuasive. He’s always like, “You should go live in a hut in the rainforest to reduce your environmental impact. Here, have some wheat grass. Why don’t you take your clothes off and get closer to nature?” He should be a director.

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meh August 19, 2009 at 11:00 am

Quick! Someone find a garden… and a camera!

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Bobby Weird August 19, 2009 at 1:16 pm

She just gave me a woody harrelson.

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WeirdArchives August 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Too bad that attitude didn’t apply to most of her movies. That might’ve made them more entertaining. ;) (Yeah, I didn’t think it was that funny either.)

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bigang August 19, 2009 at 3:52 pm

she likes being nude but never went nude in a movie hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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mq August 19, 2009 at 6:44 pm

Alicia, I’ve got a cucumber over here you need to include in your “garden.”

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