Hey, there, Jessica Alba. Look at you! Look at cute little you, Jessica Alba. All wearin' another bikini and stuff, all playing around on the beach with your boyfriend and crap. Look at you. We see you, Jessica Alba! All holdin' hands and kissin' and dancin' in the surf and what have you. There you are. Cute. Cutie cute-cute. That's you. That's you, Jessica Alba.
You may be asking yourself: how long is this vacation gonna last? How many bikinis can a girl pack? Which is when we lift a trembling finger to your quizzical lips and softly whisper, "shhh." It's best not to ask questions. Gift horse, mouth, etc.
Albamania! Pics at MrSkin.com.
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