The more things change, the more they stay the same. Another year has come and gone and Nicole Richie has metamorphosed from an underfed blonde ex-heroin user to an underfed brunette Vicodin abuser and Lohan went from a deflated-chested blonde to a reflated-chested brunette. However, Jessica Alba is still making merry in the surf while wearing a bikini. It's like we walked into a picture postcard from the past, with ladies in bustles holiding parasols and gentlemen with ivory-knobbed walking sticks and wooden dentures. That's how people dressed back in 2006, right?
After the cut, more Albakini, plus bonus Lohankini and Cruz sisters . . . kini.
Alba seems to have lost a bit of the womanly roundness off her physique. No need to be alarmed quite yet; she's not yet treading Bosworthian waters, by the looks of those chair cheeks:
And Penelope Cruz is such an overachiever. She outdid them all by bringing along her equally attractive and equally bikinified sister to frolic in the waves in a half-innocent/half-erotic fashion:
These dames have really raised the bar for everyone. It's like when you were in high school and your parents would ask you why you couldn't be more like the nice whoever sisters next door. Only, instead of good grades and volunteer work, the Cruz sisters are superlatives of scantily-clad succulence.
More Jess at Egotastic, more Lohan at Tuna, more Cruz sisters at Celebitchy.
Jess Alba is a little less covered at MrSkin.com.
Lohan, too.
And Pen? She's just full-on NAKED.
