Eva Longoria nudity can be bought for the price of a couple of Zagnuts. Imagine what she'd pony up if you bought her the steak.
Apparently, dealing with teeny tiny tyrant Longoria is much like dealing with your 4-year-old babysitting charge. If you want to get her into bed, promise her a little candy. During shooting for a recent Desperate Housewives episode, the script called for Longwhoreia to strip down and do yoga in the raw. The actress balked and pouted and stomped her eensy little foot until the producers whipped out a few chocolately morsels, letting the sweet dark odor waft in front of her nostrils, prompting her to quickly shed her threads. Says a mysterious "source":
"It's a hilarious scene, but Eva needed some coaxing first. She was a lot more agreeable after the chocolates arrived. Marc Cherry (producer) now keeps a supply of Godiva chocolates for all his divas on the show."
Haw haw! Women! They will do anything for chocolate, what with the hormones and the periods and all. Visiting the Desperate Housewives set must be like falling into the brain of Cathy Guisewite, with Marcia Cross and Nicolette Sheridan sporting tee shirts that read "Forget love . . . I want to fall into CHOCOLATE", Teri Hatcher shooting droplets of perspiration from her head while wondering aloud if Irving will ever settle down, and poor Felicity Huffman nearly drowning under the weight of hundreds of bikinis on hangers. Ack!
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