Adam Lambert's Trouser Snake

Oh, real subtle.
Was the photographer thinking, "We've got American Idol also ran Adam Lambert on the cover this month, and he's going to officially admit he's gay in his interview. We probably don't have time to book Clay Aiken and gather a couple hundred dildoes for the shoot. Ah, screw it, just get a snake instead."

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