Legendary television producer/sirer of Tori Aaron Spelling passed away on Friday after suffering a stroke. Luckily he and his estranged daughter were able to make nice before he departed this mortal coil. If there is any justice in this world and if God truly exists, Mr. Spelling is on a cloud, ears-deep in shirtless, feathered-hair angels with HervÈ Villechaize.
In case you didn't know, Spelling was the jocular, jug-eared gentleman who brought Americans such classic television gold as Charlie's Angels, Fantasy Island, Starsky and Hutch, Beverly Hills, 90210, and, um, Models, Inc. He had a stroke on June 18th and died at his home on Saturday, June 23rd. Along with his wife Candy (her real name), he fell out with Tori after she made fun of the "eBay room" in her parents' ostentatious mansion on her show So NoTORIous. Oh, and after she dropped her husband and stole a married father away from his family. That too. Tori was able to say her sorries before the old man went into never-ending reruns and released the following statement:
"I'm grateful I recently had the opportunity to reconcile with my father and most grateful we had the chance to tell each other we loved one another before he passed away. It's a true blessing to have had a parent that loved me unconditionally. He had a heart as big as his talent and today, along with many others, I mourn his loss. He was a great man and even better father."
Tori then added, "P.S.: cha-CHINNNNGGGGGG" as the pupils of her eyes transformed into pulsating dollar signs and her tongue rolled out of her mouth while she did the cabbage patch.
See what Daddy's money bought! Tori's enormous cleavage is heaving at MrSkin.com.
