Did last week's heart wrenching story of Lindsay Lohan's asthma attack and subsequent hospitalization have you wondering, "How could a healthy young lady who eats upwards of 400 calories a day and keeps her nasal passages clear with a cleaning substance somewhat like Comet end up in the hospital?" Could it have been lots of pretty-people fucking with Leonardo Dicaprio? Yep. Could have been.
Lohan was the host of a New Year's Eve party at Miami's Prive nightclub, which DiCaprio attended, and the two allegedly shared a midnight kiss. When Lohan was sent to the hospital the next day, her friends helped to sneak DiCaprio in to visit her. According to an insider quoted in Britain's Daily Star:
"Leo visited every night. He would sneak in through a back entrance wearing a cap which covered his face. He really helped her get through the ordeal. And he showered her with gifts and chocolates to keep her spirits up."
On second thought maybe that asthma attack had nothing to do with Leo humping. When was the last time some dude you schtuped on the first date brought you chocolates? Ours usually only bring us an annoying dose of crabs.
(And, yes, we know that we should mention something about the whole pregnancy-test thing and the possibility of a Lohan/DiCaprio offspring, but we can't stop thinking about what certain overzealous starfuckers are going to nickname the new couple. The safe bet is on Leohan, but that just doesn't have that certain douchebag quality that names like Brangelina have. How about Lindcaprio? If you actually had to say that word aloud it would probably make you want to cut off your own lips so that nothing so foul could ever pass through them again.)
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