Christmas comes late to Kevin Federline worshippers like you and me: the hot new platter from K-Fed has “dropped”, as the kids say! It’s called “PopoZao”, which we’re told is Portugese for “huge ass”; kind of fitting, since that pretty much accurately describes Federline.
Kevin Federline speaks Portugese? Baffling. At any rate, you can download the song here. We have to admit, we’re a little disappointed. It’s not nearly as laughable as “Y’all Ain’t Ready”. In fact, it’s not even laughable at all. It’s just . . . boring. It’s actually better than most mainstream hip hop out there today; lest you forget, the hottest jams in the nation right now go “My humps my humps my humps my humps my humps” and “shake that Laffy Taffy, shake that Laffy Taffy, shake that Laffy Taffy”. The fact that a Kevin Federline’s lyrics are more intelligent than the most popular songs just shows what a sad, sick state America’s in right now.
