If you are out of doors and find yourself within a 10 foot radius of Paris Hilton, please, do not make any sudden movements or use flash photography, or you may render her temporarily addled, causing her to hop into her magical flying car and riccochet off all neighboring vehicles, bumper car style.
On Thursday, Paris hopped into her SUV in a parking garage, backed up, hit a parked Honda Civic, then sped off without leaving a note. "Boy howdy," you're saying to yourself, "that sounds like some hoo-ha funny times, right there. Sure wish I coulda seen it." Well, thanks to TMZ.com and the wonders of modern technology, you can!
Paris may be charged with leaving the scene of an accident without sharing her contact details, which can land Californians in jail for six months. Although Paris now admits that the incident did take place, her publicist Elliot Mintz says that she was discombobulated by the flashing of the shiny paparazzi lights:
Did she commit a crime? No. She was swarmed by paparazzi .The intensity of the lights, flashbulbs, momentarily disoriented her. She backed up, there was a minor fender-bender. No injuries. She then told me she notified one of the parking people at the facility how to contact her and asked the person to please pass that along to the owner of the struck car. Paris is a very responsible and a very good driver, she takes her driving seriously. This was unfortunate and it will be handled appropriately.
How terribly queer. On the video, it looks (to us, anyway) that Paris is unaffected by the sparkly lights of her pals the Pavarotti, to whom she smiles and waves, before entering her vehicle to adjust her mirrors. No, publicist Elliot Mintz, a far better excuse would have been, "Paris did not leave a note because she does not know how to write." In addition to being more believable, it's actually true.
Is Paris Hilton at MrSkin.com? Duh.
