We're not sure why today's gossip is so dang homoerotic, but hey, we're going with it. Bobbleheaded beauty Kate Bosworth is speaking out about her split with actor Orlando Bloom, and blaming it on the fact that he likes to spend time with men. Lots of men. All the time.
A snitch told the UK's Daily Star: "Kate always knew that Orlando liked to chill with his mates, but it just started to get ridiculous. With their busy schedules they hardly got to see each other as it was, so when he disappeared with the boys it was awful. She told him that she couldn't see the relationship working unless they made more time for one another. But it just didn't happen."
The last straw was when Bloom spent a "debauched evening" (no elaboration on that available) with actor pal Sean Bean, and then ignored Bosworth at the Golden Globes to hang ten with his Pirates of the Carribean costar Johnny Depp. The aforementioned source continued, "Orlando is a social bloke and he misses the camaraderie of the laddish drinking culture in the UK. When Sean was around he jumped at the chance to sink a few jars." OK, to summarize: Orlando Bloom is the head elf. Orlando Bloom likes to "sink jars" with men. Orlando Bloom's name is Orlando Bloom. Dude is practically one step away from being the new Jim J. Bullock.
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