So, last month, Carmen Electra “leaked” a “sex tape” that involved her wearing lingerie and giving Eskimo kisses to some girl. We watched for a few minutes and then returned to more exciting things like pulling our split ends apart. Apparently, this was not the desired effect, because she’s gone ahead and released some more pictures, and this time, she’s locked in a lesbian embrace with a Fraggle. Late to the game again, Carmen. We’ve already seen a tape of someone fucking an underground-dweller with strange yellow hair and unnaturally-hued, foam-like skin and it was called the Shauna Sand sex tape. Try screwing a Doozer or Junior Gorg, then we’ll talk.
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