Perhaps you are the world's biggest Jessica Simpson and/or Vanessa Minnillo fan and your heart yearns to view these chaste, ripe young things engaged in triple-X action. Or, possibly, you are obsessed with the dreamy blue eyes of Nick Lachey, spending your days cutting his face out of Bop magazine and pasting it atop the models of the International Male catalog. Well, guess what? You're S.O.L., because the dude is not planning on making a Paris Hilton style sex tape with his ex or present love anytime soon.
There is no other media outlet that can make a mountain out of a molehill quite like our gossip Dalai Lama, FemaleFirst. Given a seemingly benign quote about Nick Lachey thinking sex tapes might be kind of interesting, they can turn it into "NICK LACHEY OBSESSED WITH MAKING X-RATED MOVIE!" We have a lot to learn from them. At any rate, Nick told the UK's Star magazine that he loves the thrill of outdoor sex, he's joined the mile-high club, and that the idea of making a celebrity sex tape does interest him, but
"I think you're asking for trouble there. I'm not saying I'd never do it, I just haven't done it. If I did, it would be in a very, very safe place."
Like on top of a 700-foot spire guarded by acid-spitting orcs armed with phasers and ninja stars and surrounded by a moat filled with octopi with really bad canker sores? Because that's where we keep our Jessica Simpson sex tapes and, well, so far so good, man.
Dream of Jessica at MrSkin.com.
Vanessa's there too. Swear.
