We assume that a celebrity’s life consists of a ton of sex with almost anyone who catches their fancy. Sex in hotels! Sex in taxicabs! Sex in restaurant bathrooms! Sex in yoga class! Sex at PTA meetings! Just sex with random people every day, all day. But not literally. Unless that celebrity is Warren Beatty. Then, yes, literally sex with a different dame every single day. For thirty years. That’s some stamina right there. New York Post reports:
‘How many women were there? Easier to count the stars in the sky.”
But in his rollicking new book “Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America” (Simon & Schuster), biographer Peter Biskind hazards a guess about the conquests of Hollywood’s most notorious lothario — based, he says, on “simple arithmetic.”
Biskind estimates “12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on.”
As it turns out, the “Bonnie and Clyde” star was a late bloomer and didn’t lose his virginity until he was almost 20 — but he would make up for lost time in the decades to follow, bedding just about every woman on Hollywood’s ever-changing A-list, as well as any other woman who happened to, literally, cross paths with him.
Wait, “does not include daytime quickies”? This guy’s claiming that Beatty banged a different chick every single day but didn’t include “daytime quickies”? So that means that some days Beatty strolled into his local grocery store, seduced and humped a lady in the baking supply aisle in the time it takes most customers to peruse the frozen foods, and those didn’t count? What counted were the long, intense lust fests that happened each and every night? In between making a bunch of movies and having high-profile relationships with the likes of Natalie Wood, Diane Keaton, and Madonna, where he presumably had sex with the same woman multiple times? Bah! We say bull to the shit on this one. And so does Beatty’s lawyer. And they never lie.
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